Boys are cheats and liars
they’re such a big disgrace.
They will tell you anything
to get to second base…ball, baseball
he thinks he’s gonna score.
If you let him go all the way
then you are a hor… ticulture studies flowers,
geologist studies rocks.
The only thing a guy wants from you
is a place to put his cock… roaches, beetles,
butterflies and bugs.
Nothing makes him happier
than a giant pair of jug… glers and acrobats,
a dancing bear named Chuck.
All guys really want to do is -
forget it, no such luck.